Deep Fried Cooking & Scalding Temperature

[cyberTripping]

Tim Horton rolls on the floor attempting to extinguish the flames.
Stan Beezlebub grabs Tim Horton.
Stan Beezlebub grabs Tim Horton aggressively.
Stan Beezlebub blows on Tim Horton.

Stan Beezlebub  says "There. All better."

Except in coding terms this would probably just reduce his temperature, which would cause him to take even more burn damage than he would previously. Which is also pretty funny, to be fair.