Goonhub
03-23-2016, 02:24 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-23-2016, 02:25 AM by poland spring. Edited 1 time in total.)
The other day there was this weird murder mystery where the captain's wife Aunt Jemima had died and pancakes and syrup were haunting the station, and a weird void lobby was in arrivals. I spawned as the chaplain and insisted I was there to perform a marriage ceremony, but nobody showed up but a botanist and a pile of cash.
Of course I married the two of them, and later when Aunt Jemima and the captain were in the chapel I mistook their cries to perform the ceremony to be an exorcism and botched that the hell up, dooming us all to syrupy death
Edit: "I now declare you man and currency. You may spend the bride."
Of course I married the two of them, and later when Aunt Jemima and the captain were in the chapel I mistook their cries to perform the ceremony to be an exorcism and botched that the hell up, dooming us all to syrupy death
Edit: "I now declare you man and currency. You may spend the bride."