Goonhub
03-22-2016, 07:49 PM
had a little fun writing this
It is me, the one and only Ettore "Hector" Boiardi. Yes, the very war hero, who supplied allied soldiers with a meal, and world renown chef where I am known as "Boyardee". I had to stage my death many years ago, as I was being hunted down by a haunted can of my own branded Ravioli. The only way to escape said can was stage my own death. After I had left my life behind, I went and joined Nanotrasen where I personally was selected to be the Chef of the new Space Station commonly known as SS13. I quickly rose through the ranks and eventually found myself the Head of Security. I've seen some shit that would make Spaghettio's look good. I've died so many times, that my original body has most likely been used to create a clone of someone else. I have no idea which clone I am, but I still seem to have the same memories. Even if my memories are not real, it's still me Ettore. I even made some friends on this station. One of which gave me photos of a cat. I also made some enemies, rival chefs who wanted my recipes, clowns, and at some point I even became a Ghostbuster in an attempt to rid the station of ghastly spirits. You may be asking yourself, "Chef, why are you telling me this?" Simply put, it seems that the Can that was once haunting me has gone away and now I can return the planet as blue and cool as me!
spoiler ettore died upon re-entering the atmosphere.
here is his grave
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It is me, the one and only Ettore "Hector" Boiardi. Yes, the very war hero, who supplied allied soldiers with a meal, and world renown chef where I am known as "Boyardee". I had to stage my death many years ago, as I was being hunted down by a haunted can of my own branded Ravioli. The only way to escape said can was stage my own death. After I had left my life behind, I went and joined Nanotrasen where I personally was selected to be the Chef of the new Space Station commonly known as SS13. I quickly rose through the ranks and eventually found myself the Head of Security. I've seen some shit that would make Spaghettio's look good. I've died so many times, that my original body has most likely been used to create a clone of someone else. I have no idea which clone I am, but I still seem to have the same memories. Even if my memories are not real, it's still me Ettore. I even made some friends on this station. One of which gave me photos of a cat. I also made some enemies, rival chefs who wanted my recipes, clowns, and at some point I even became a Ghostbuster in an attempt to rid the station of ghastly spirits. You may be asking yourself, "Chef, why are you telling me this?" Simply put, it seems that the Can that was once haunting me has gone away and now I can return the planet as blue and cool as me!
spoiler ettore died upon re-entering the atmosphere.
here is his grave