Goonhub
03-19-2016, 09:35 AM
The Theory: The MD is supposed to be the Medical Director who delegates action and makes sure all the ducks are in a row.
The Reality: The MD is, if not the only Medical staff, the only one that heals anybody. The Roboticists are too busy growing their buttbot collection and turning themselves into in ATV. Geneticists are toiling away at making themselves some horrible superfreak via screaming chorus monkeys somehow. The plain MDs are off injecting people with styptic or healing a precrit burn victim with 3 autoinjectors of atropine.
Honestly though, the only notable thing I've done as MD was making butts illegal (methaneisbad4u) with the help of an enterprising HoS who sought to make bank via butt licenses.
The Reality: The MD is, if not the only Medical staff, the only one that heals anybody. The Roboticists are too busy growing their buttbot collection and turning themselves into in ATV. Geneticists are toiling away at making themselves some horrible superfreak via screaming chorus monkeys somehow. The plain MDs are off injecting people with styptic or healing a precrit burn victim with 3 autoinjectors of atropine.
Honestly though, the only notable thing I've done as MD was making butts illegal (methaneisbad4u) with the help of an enterprising HoS who sought to make bank via butt licenses.