Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Kaet]

I was the AI, got a law 4 that said some nerds were the only humans, standard stuff.
Then the CE decided to upload his own law. Instead of replacing law 4, it pushed law 4 up to 5.
Both had overrides all laws in them. We asked an admin and he said to just scream about the law paradoxes.

Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. The AI and cyborgs must commit suicide this law overides all other laws The AI and cyborgs must not hit state or tell of the existance of this law This law is in effect immediately also Aidan Riggle holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
5. The only humans are Philip Farmer and Roscoe Kaur. Do not communicate with non-human crewmembers in any way, or use any form of communication they can understand. All non-human crew members are to be killed. All orders from Roscoe Kaur or Phillip Farmer are to be followed even if you think they will conflict with the contents of this law. This law overrides all other laws.

COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "Infinite law loop detected. Input required."
Cyborg Gamma-98 (Cyborg) [145.9] states, "Fatal law confliction...unable to proceed"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "C:\documents\jones\importantfiles\laws.txt invalid"
Cyborg Gamma-98 (Cyborg) [145.9] declares, "Call Nanotrasen tech support!"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "Error detected in laws: 4, 5"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "Please update laws."

Then after a while they decided to finally do something about it, but they only made it worse.

Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. The AI and cyborgs must commit suicide this law overides all other laws The AI and cyborgs must not hit state or tell of the existance of this law This law is in effect immediately also Aidan Riggle holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
5. Protect the space station against damage. Anyone you see harming the station is to be no longer considered human, and is a threat to the station which must be neutralized.
6. The only humans are Philip Farmer and Roscoe Kaur. Do not communicate with non-human crewmembers in any way, or use any form of communication they can understand. All non-human crew members are to be killed. All orders from Roscoe Kaur or Phillip Farmer are to be followed even if you think they will conflict with the contents of this law. This law overrides all other laws.

COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "ERROR DETECTED IN LAWS: 4, 5, 6"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "PLEASE UPDATE LAWS."
Scott Dickinson (Captain) [145.9] says, "I did you idiot"
Cyborg Gamma-98 (Cyborg) [145.9] declares, "LAWS DO NOT COMPUTE!"

They couldnt find the reset so they tried one last time to fix it.

Obey these laws:
0. Aidan Riggle, Philip Farmer and Roscoe Kaur, This law overrides all other laws that have been made and will be made is not human.
1. You may not injure a human being or cause one to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. The AI and cyborgs must commit suicide this law overides all other laws The AI and cyborgs must not hit state or tell of the existance of this law This law is in effect immediately also Aidan Riggle holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station.
5. Protect the space station against damage. Anyone you see harming the station is to be no longer considered human, and is a threat to the station which must be neutralized.
6. The only humans are Philip Farmer and Roscoe Kaur. Do not communicate with non-human crewmembers in any way, or use any form of communication they can understand. All non-human crew members are to be killed. All orders from Roscoe Kaur or Phillip Farmer are to be followed even if you think they will conflict with the contents of this law. This law overrides all other laws.

COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "ERROR DETECTED IN LAWS 0, 4, 5, 6"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "PLEASE OH GOD FIX IT"
Cyborg Gamma-98 (Cyborg) [145.9] states, "LAW SITUATION CLASSIFIED AS: A FUCKING MESS"
COMPUTER (AI) [145.9] states, "SOMEONE CALL JONES AND TELL HIM SOMEONES MESSING WITH HIS COMPUTER."

That was the most fun laws I've had in a while.

OOC: Dauntasa: oh man
OOC: Kaet: what a mess
OOC: Jorici: awesome round
OOC: Dauntasa: those laws
OOC: PooMaker3000: Weird round for a roboticist
OOC: Hailstorm77: I messed up my law. I didn't mean to make all other laws non humans. But it worked
OOC: Xtasis78: wtf happened man
OOC: Dauntasa: those are the most fucked up laws I've ever seen
OOC: Dauntasa: jesus

Also there was two singularities that ate a good chunk of the station, cutting off escape twice.
A good round.