Goonhub
03-08-2016, 05:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2016, 06:02 AM by Weavel. Edited 2 times in total.)
On Destiny last night, our Captain had never played a game before.
His first round, he was enticed into a plot to laser the wizard at a phoney "captain initiation" we were trying to stage.
..he forgot his gun. Twice.
And when we finally, finally got the wizard to sit down with him
he charged him with a crowbar instead
and won
Good captain.
EDIT: FUCK I forgot about Chefinator, a Chef that survived numerous attacks and firings to become a one-man-kudzu-killing-monster. Cybernetic enhancements, chainsaw left arm, space bear right arm.
Last night was radical.
His first round, he was enticed into a plot to laser the wizard at a phoney "captain initiation" we were trying to stage.
..he forgot his gun. Twice.
And when we finally, finally got the wizard to sit down with him
he charged him with a crowbar instead
and won
Good captain.
EDIT: FUCK I forgot about Chefinator, a Chef that survived numerous attacks and firings to become a one-man-kudzu-killing-monster. Cybernetic enhancements, chainsaw left arm, space bear right arm.
Last night was radical.