Goonhub
02-18-2013, 08:25 AM
Yeah, as Ken Klepto, Staff Assistant, that round took me through the whole assistant circle of life: being poor and useless; having tons of illegitimate loot; being chased by everyone; losing it all.
By the time I found the HoP, my inventory was full of random shit collected for the sake of collecting them, and I had a pair of thermals the HoS had given out for free. Not only was I busy managing my inventory when the AI spotted me, but I really didn't want to explain the situation to a random officer and risk losing both my thermal goggles and my heavy, electrified boxing gloves.
I spent so much of the round on the run out in space, that I forget that other people than the AI were looking for me. By the time I'd finally uploaded a law to convince him that I was human and not to be tracked or obstructed, everyone else had heard so much shit on the radio that they were out for blood.
I had limped into the medbay with frost burns, laser burns and slasher plant cuts from my time on the run, and only barely had the time to walk around the station as a free man before the new captain spotted me and fired a laser bolt in my direction. Out of options, I ran to EVA to get back out in space. I had dumped my old space gear cause I figured I could finally live with the locals again. Alas. An officer got the jump on me while I was helping myself to a space suit at EVA, and I ended the shift begging that he would keep the captain from murdering me at sight.
By the time I found the HoP, my inventory was full of random shit collected for the sake of collecting them, and I had a pair of thermals the HoS had given out for free. Not only was I busy managing my inventory when the AI spotted me, but I really didn't want to explain the situation to a random officer and risk losing both my thermal goggles and my heavy, electrified boxing gloves.
I spent so much of the round on the run out in space, that I forget that other people than the AI were looking for me. By the time I'd finally uploaded a law to convince him that I was human and not to be tracked or obstructed, everyone else had heard so much shit on the radio that they were out for blood.
I had limped into the medbay with frost burns, laser burns and slasher plant cuts from my time on the run, and only barely had the time to walk around the station as a free man before the new captain spotted me and fired a laser bolt in my direction. Out of options, I ran to EVA to get back out in space. I had dumped my old space gear cause I figured I could finally live with the locals again. Alas. An officer got the jump on me while I was helping myself to a space suit at EVA, and I ended the shift begging that he would keep the captain from murdering me at sight.