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01-15-2016, 03:59 PM
So I finally returned to the land of space. I, Nathan Zabloaf, Head of Personality, drive my cargo cart around and pick up an errant wizard, one Erza Sauter. We drive around for a bit, before he stops me and has me order a costume crate-- after some deliberation, and newly armed with staff and 'rang by the POWER OF PRAYER, the new Justice Squad composed of Nathan Bat-Bloaf and Erza Sorceror take to the mean streets of Space Station 13!
And immediately experience a leg-breaking cargo cart glitch! Desperate and downtrodden from the total (temporary) paralysis of his legs, the Sorceror decides he's lived too long, and has seen himself become a villain! After a short scuffle, the two decide to take their altercation to the Chapel, televised for all to see! The battle is long and hard-fought, and at one point an assistant steals Bat-Bloaf's boomerang, but by then, the damage is done, and the errant Sorceror collapses, dead!
But Bat-Bloaf decides he can give his old friend another chance at life, and takes him to Genetics to be cloned--
whereupon he explodes violently. Stricken with grief, Bat-Bloaf gives up the mantle, leaving his own costume beside that of his gibbed compatriot.
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Godspeed.
And immediately experience a leg-breaking cargo cart glitch! Desperate and downtrodden from the total (temporary) paralysis of his legs, the Sorceror decides he's lived too long, and has seen himself become a villain! After a short scuffle, the two decide to take their altercation to the Chapel, televised for all to see! The battle is long and hard-fought, and at one point an assistant steals Bat-Bloaf's boomerang, but by then, the damage is done, and the errant Sorceror collapses, dead!
But Bat-Bloaf decides he can give his old friend another chance at life, and takes him to Genetics to be cloned--
whereupon he explodes violently. Stricken with grief, Bat-Bloaf gives up the mantle, leaving his own costume beside that of his gibbed compatriot.
Godspeed.