Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atamusvaleo]

Best birthday present ever on Destiny from players named ingame Stan Beezlebub, Carl Ludwig and Leonard Gentex.

Happy birthday from the Inspector Stan Beezlebub the Inspector.

I actually violated regulations myself and couldn't live with it so I lit myself on fire then farted on the bible.

What was my violation, you didn't ask? My wife came home from work and wanted to hang out. No more spessmen for the night.