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12-28-2015, 05:04 PM
(I must note that this photo was inspired by Carlarc's)
Last night we played a round of Space D&D on Destiny.
It was set in the space wild west, in the land of Space Texas.
We measured stats in: Strength, Smarts, and Slicks.
The three members of the party:
Gun Totin' Tony, a rootin tootin space cowboy from space texas, tony doesn't take a no from any man and fights to the death. (4/5/6)
Eddie "Beepin' Bartender" McGrath, a space cyborg cowboy who turned in his life of guns and crime for a quieter life as a robot barkeep. (2/7/6)
Vivian, a dark-blue haired girl that plays the violin and has lots of connections in the underground market. (5/2/8)
They started out in Eddie's bar. There was a bit of hubbub in the air about the Syndicate stealing space cows.
The party met each other and then approached a fat man sitting in the corner, who was staring intently at a screen.
It turns out his name was Bob Dastardly, and his cows were stolen by the Syndicate. The want Bob to pay a ransom. Eventually, he gave the party a ride to his space ranch to look for clues.
At his space ranch, they see a large space silo and a spherical space cow pen. They entered the space cow pen, and found a pair of black boots with a hair on them.
After rolling horribly, they dropped the hair and it fell into space. They then had to go into the space silo.
They found Bob's pickup truck, and fueled it up with: "Space tractor fuel. Do NOT use for space pickup trucks."
Suddenly, a space rat jumped at them. They quickly killed it with music from the violin, but the music woke up the rat's family.
They kill two baby ratlings, which could not do damage in the first place. It's parents weeped for a turn.
After that, they kill the parent rats cruelly while they lost their attack. The entire rat family died.
They found a syndicate agent business card for Donald Hopkins in the rat nest, and it had an address in Space Detroit.
On the highway, they pass by a dingy space motel, which they enter to look for clues.
They find a syndicate killbot inside, trying to make them check a room. They fail a slick check and get booted out, running for their lives.
The party has no choice but to continue on the road, but then their engine starts to sputter.
The engine compartment catched on fire! It appeared to them to be a PLASMA FIRE caused by the use of the tractor fuel!
They jump out, take damage, and fall unconscious.
A Space Hobo Cop finds them, and they quickly subdue him and steal his car and leave him bleeding on the ground.
The Cops' car makes it to Space Detroit, and they decide to go to Bob's apartment.
They try to arrest Bob, but he makes it out because absolutely horrible rolls.
[At this point, Tony went out for smokes and did not come back.]
They get on Bob's computer, and find out he is employed by the Nanotransen Security Division.
They then guess his bank account's password through a convoluted process involving a fish, a living log, and foreign space languages.
While Eddie and Vivian steal his money, they notice that he is actually employed by the Syndicate, who have disguised themselves as Nanotrasen.
They buy a big tank, armor, and guns to prepare for the final assault.
They crash into the capital building of Space Detroit, and surprise everyone inside.
Due to a bad roll on a breaching charge, the tank falls into the basement.
They learn that soon, the tank will fall into a cave below. They must make a choice to either stay in the tank or go to the top floor.
Vivian stupidly sets a bomb in the tank, and they take the elevator up. When the tank crashes into the cave below, it blows up and the foundations start to rumble and shake.
They meet a pair of guards who they slick-talk into running into the toilets. They then proceed to hack the door leading to Donald's office.
A fat man is sitting in the corner of a large desk. He is staring intently at a screen.
Vivian points a gun at him, and Eddie prepares to tackle him.
Eddie misses, and Vivian shoots the chair. It rolls around so the fat man is facing them. He has a mask on.
Shitty Bill Jr. asks, "Do you take the mask off?"
Vi Forgrave says, "Yeah"
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "One moment. I must grab something."
They take the mask of successfully.
It is Bob. Apparently Bob was the head of the syndicate the entire time.
Bob gets sucked into the screen he is looking at, and he leaves a sack in the chair.
Shitty Bill Jr. asks, "Do you open the sack?"
Vi Forgrave says, "I open it"
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "It appears to be an armed..."
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "PIPE BOMB"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Your armor blocks the shrapnel!
Shitty Bill Jr. [145.9] says, "A pipe bomb has detonated on the bridge."
Alert: Due to crew shortages and fatalities, the emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 9 minutes.
Scrubbed Chatlog
Last night we played a round of Space D&D on Destiny.
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It was set in the space wild west, in the land of Space Texas.
We measured stats in: Strength, Smarts, and Slicks.
The three members of the party:
Gun Totin' Tony, a rootin tootin space cowboy from space texas, tony doesn't take a no from any man and fights to the death. (4/5/6)
Eddie "Beepin' Bartender" McGrath, a space cyborg cowboy who turned in his life of guns and crime for a quieter life as a robot barkeep. (2/7/6)
Vivian, a dark-blue haired girl that plays the violin and has lots of connections in the underground market. (5/2/8)
They started out in Eddie's bar. There was a bit of hubbub in the air about the Syndicate stealing space cows.
The party met each other and then approached a fat man sitting in the corner, who was staring intently at a screen.
It turns out his name was Bob Dastardly, and his cows were stolen by the Syndicate. The want Bob to pay a ransom. Eventually, he gave the party a ride to his space ranch to look for clues.
At his space ranch, they see a large space silo and a spherical space cow pen. They entered the space cow pen, and found a pair of black boots with a hair on them.
After rolling horribly, they dropped the hair and it fell into space. They then had to go into the space silo.
They found Bob's pickup truck, and fueled it up with: "Space tractor fuel. Do NOT use for space pickup trucks."
Suddenly, a space rat jumped at them. They quickly killed it with music from the violin, but the music woke up the rat's family.
They kill two baby ratlings, which could not do damage in the first place. It's parents weeped for a turn.
After that, they kill the parent rats cruelly while they lost their attack. The entire rat family died.
They found a syndicate agent business card for Donald Hopkins in the rat nest, and it had an address in Space Detroit.
On the highway, they pass by a dingy space motel, which they enter to look for clues.
They find a syndicate killbot inside, trying to make them check a room. They fail a slick check and get booted out, running for their lives.
The party has no choice but to continue on the road, but then their engine starts to sputter.
The engine compartment catched on fire! It appeared to them to be a PLASMA FIRE caused by the use of the tractor fuel!
They jump out, take damage, and fall unconscious.
A Space Hobo Cop finds them, and they quickly subdue him and steal his car and leave him bleeding on the ground.
The Cops' car makes it to Space Detroit, and they decide to go to Bob's apartment.
They try to arrest Bob, but he makes it out because absolutely horrible rolls.
[At this point, Tony went out for smokes and did not come back.]
They get on Bob's computer, and find out he is employed by the Nanotransen Security Division.
They then guess his bank account's password through a convoluted process involving a fish, a living log, and foreign space languages.
While Eddie and Vivian steal his money, they notice that he is actually employed by the Syndicate, who have disguised themselves as Nanotrasen.
They buy a big tank, armor, and guns to prepare for the final assault.
They crash into the capital building of Space Detroit, and surprise everyone inside.
Due to a bad roll on a breaching charge, the tank falls into the basement.
They learn that soon, the tank will fall into a cave below. They must make a choice to either stay in the tank or go to the top floor.
Vivian stupidly sets a bomb in the tank, and they take the elevator up. When the tank crashes into the cave below, it blows up and the foundations start to rumble and shake.
They meet a pair of guards who they slick-talk into running into the toilets. They then proceed to hack the door leading to Donald's office.
A fat man is sitting in the corner of a large desk. He is staring intently at a screen.
Vivian points a gun at him, and Eddie prepares to tackle him.
Eddie misses, and Vivian shoots the chair. It rolls around so the fat man is facing them. He has a mask on.
Shitty Bill Jr. asks, "Do you take the mask off?"
Vi Forgrave says, "Yeah"
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "One moment. I must grab something."
They take the mask of successfully.
It is Bob. Apparently Bob was the head of the syndicate the entire time.
Bob gets sucked into the screen he is looking at, and he leaves a sack in the chair.
Shitty Bill Jr. asks, "Do you open the sack?"
Vi Forgrave says, "I open it"
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "It appears to be an armed..."
Shitty Bill Jr. says, "PIPE BOMB"
You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds!
Your armor blocks the shrapnel!
Shitty Bill Jr. [145.9] says, "A pipe bomb has detonated on the bridge."
Alert: Due to crew shortages and fatalities, the emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 9 minutes.
Scrubbed Chatlog