Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

isaac kirkhope got mauled to death by george so i took his body, put a plunger on his head, and made a shrine in the bathroom calling him a nerd. later on abraham lincoln, the captain, got assassinated by john wilkes booth and the HoP held an election to find a new captain. i tried to get the AI to tell people to vote for 'Cybernetic Future Android Dwight D. Eisenhower,' but didn't have any luck. it didn't matter anyways because someone stole all of the ballots and left a single vote for a grape. since my head was the most grapelike thing on the station i volunteered and ordered an immediate party under penalty of death, including a fog machine dispensing alcohol at escape since someone had just left it lying around.

that round was weird.