Best moments ever thread 2.0

[SL the Pyro]

Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Lilly Prendergast has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Mr. Yoam has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Dickson Ormus has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Anastasia Frost has signed up as Cluwne."
Bridge Announcement Computer [145.9] broadcasts, "Jamar Rogers has signed up as Cluwne."
Mr. Yoam exclaims, "HONK HONK HONK HONK!"
Santa Claus slurs, "UUUUUuuuhh"
Nathan Oslowe [145.9] says, "Oh god launch the shuttle."

They didn't get to launch the shuttle before the Cluwnes dogpiled it.

And then a quark-gluon-plasma grenade went off and gibbed everything in it.

Except for a traitor, the sole escapee, who wisely hid from the Cluwne mob in the sleeper.

Cluwne mobs will never not be funny.