Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Darkgenerallord]

So, I late joined as a vampire. There was a freak ton of space bees around, so I started to look for my vampirely meals. I fed off braindead people (I think bees made a alliance with vampires. The very gods tremble at this thought) So, I asked Groose if I could go into Customs. I disguised myself as a officer, shapeshifted, then tried to feed on the captain. He wakes up, and says hes full of DNA. So he's a changeling. Then Groose turns out to be a Traitor. He accidentally freedom implants me, then mindslaves the changeling captain in genetics. So he gives me his PDA, I mindslave him, and become the leader of the Antag Three. I later find Zorafm as a RD vampire. We fuse together, becoming the Antag Four, and rule the station and escape. Also Groose made the captain jump into the disposal gibber as he was his objective.