Goonhub
02-14-2013, 04:32 AM
I disguised myself as The Welder, and bonked out all the lights in the Chapel. Then I started giving the crew spoooooky messages, figuring I couldn't really do anything with my knife.
Then suddenly, I hear Humble Bee screaming for help and that people are kidnapping him. I figured I'd join in.
The Welder [145.9] says, "a s a c r i f i c e i s n e e d e d b r i n g t h e b e e t o h o l y g r o u n d"
The crew seems to believe my ruse, so I stalk them in the Chapel as they decide who has to bring it inside. Then, after a quick request, I was given permission by ye gods to muder Humble Bee.
However, he never arrives to the Chapel. Instead, a Scientist walks in, holding an artifact. I figured this was easy prey for some silly fun, so I ran up to him out of the darkness and tried to disarm him.
He hit me once in the head with the artifact and knocked me out, then stripped and strangled me to death while laughing.
Then cloned me.
Fuck science.
also I got murdered again later on after I stabbed a corpse a lot at escape but shh don't mention that
Then suddenly, I hear Humble Bee screaming for help and that people are kidnapping him. I figured I'd join in.
The Welder [145.9] says, "a s a c r i f i c e i s n e e d e d b r i n g t h e b e e t o h o l y g r o u n d"
The crew seems to believe my ruse, so I stalk them in the Chapel as they decide who has to bring it inside. Then, after a quick request, I was given permission by ye gods to muder Humble Bee.
However, he never arrives to the Chapel. Instead, a Scientist walks in, holding an artifact. I figured this was easy prey for some silly fun, so I ran up to him out of the darkness and tried to disarm him.
He hit me once in the head with the artifact and knocked me out, then stripped and strangled me to death while laughing.
Then cloned me.
Fuck science.
also I got murdered again later on after I stabbed a corpse a lot at escape but shh don't mention that