Goonhub
02-13-2013, 10:07 PM
Me and Dotty Spud were being good Security officers, leaving our lockers open, stuffing the Chaplain into of them and not letting him out, and beating monkies to death for chimpering.
Then we see Mr. Squiggles in the bar looking sneaky, it turns out Terrel Wilkerson was at the bar too. It results in us getting into a brawl that attracts a crowd. Then, I run to the Hydroponics window to see that THE SINGURLARITY WAS BARRELING RIGHT AT US!!!! All was lost until Pierce Hawkeye ran into the bar with an Alien artifact that put up a forcefield around the bar saving us from the singurlarity. Or so we thought.
The singurlarity eats through the shield, and then it it kills all seven of us as we sit at the doors to the bar screaming for help as we all get slowly eaten. Best Moment Ever.
Then we see Mr. Squiggles in the bar looking sneaky, it turns out Terrel Wilkerson was at the bar too. It results in us getting into a brawl that attracts a crowd. Then, I run to the Hydroponics window to see that THE SINGURLARITY WAS BARRELING RIGHT AT US!!!! All was lost until Pierce Hawkeye ran into the bar with an Alien artifact that put up a forcefield around the bar saving us from the singurlarity. Or so we thought.
The singurlarity eats through the shield, and then it it kills all seven of us as we sit at the doors to the bar screaming for help as we all get slowly eaten. Best Moment Ever.