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11-23-2015, 12:28 PM
Quote:You feel like shit!
You whisper a silent prayer, "I pray for a second chance!"
You whisper a silent prayer, "I'll vanquish the skeleton I promise!"
Maverick Mamaria stumbles around.
Hooty McJudgementowl frowns at SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER.
Maverick Mamaria has been stunned with the stun baton by SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Central System Update
Viral Outbreak
A potentially harmful virus has been detected on the station. Medical personnel are advised to report for duty.
Mr. Grizzwold chokes.
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER tries to feed Maverick Mamaria the prime ghostlier chili!
Mr. Grizzwold coughs.
You hear a voice in your head... You have been granted a second chance!
Mr. Grizzwold gasps.
You have no limbs to attack with!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER feeds Maverick Mamaria the prime ghostlier chili!
Maverick Mamaria coughs.
Maverick Mamaria twitches.
Maverick Mamaria finishes eating the prime ghostlier chili.
You have no limbs to attack with!
Maverick Mamaria cries.
Maverick Mamaria suddenly and violently vomits!
Mr. Grizzwold coughs.
Leigh Sommers has been stunned with the stun baton by SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER grabs hold of Leigh Sommers!
Leigh Sommers stammers, "OOiiii,, ppiisss oofff.."
plasma spore gasps, "OH GOD WHAT AM I?"
Mr. Grizzwold fires Riot Shotgun at the wall!
Leigh Sommers has been stunned with the stun baton by SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER is hit by the rubber slug!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER screams!
Mr. Grizzwold has added Riot Shotgun to the backpack!
Mr. Grizzwold has added the sarin-flavored ice cream to the backpack!
Public MiniMed beeps, "It's safest to pay!"
You have no limbs to attack with!
Mr. Grizzwold has added the stun baton to the backpack!
Mr. Grizzwold chokes.
Mr. Grizzwold farts in SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER's face!
Mr. Grizzwold chokes.
Mr. Grizzwold chokes.
Kellen Gardner [145.9] says, "AI door please"
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Kellen Gardner [145.9] says, "i got poisoned"
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Central System Update
Merchant Departure Alert
The merchant shuttle is preparing to undock, please stand clear.
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
plasma spore gasps, "quick! Burn me!"
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers kicks SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER screams!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
Leigh Sommers punches Leigh Sommers!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER grabs hold of Leigh Sommers!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
... and lands a devastating hit!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER falls over, panting and wheezing.
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Leigh Sommers punches SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER blinds Leigh Sommers with the flash!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER grabs hold of Leigh Sommers!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has grabbed Leigh Sommers aggressively (now hands)!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER tries to remove something from Leigh Sommers!
plasma spore gasps, "tell the AI to blow the lights!"
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER removes Leigh Sommers's grampa's hat from Leigh Sommers!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER grabs hold of Leigh Sommers!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has grabbed Leigh Sommers aggressively (now hands)!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has reinforced his grip on Leigh Sommers (now neck)!
You have no limbs to attack with!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has tightened his grip on Leigh Sommers's neck!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has loosened the grip on Leigh Sommers's neck!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has tightened his grip on Leigh Sommers's neck!
Leigh Sommers collapses!
Leigh Sommers gasps.
Leigh Sommers gasps.
You have no limbs to attack with!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER says, "busy"
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER extends a proboscis!
Leigh Sommers gasps.
MENTORHELP: You: can I blow myself up?
Leigh Sommers gasps.
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER stabs Leigh Sommers with the proboscis!
Leigh Sommers gasps.
Leigh Sommers gasps.
Leigh Sommers gasps.
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER sucks the fluids out of Leigh Sommers!
Leigh Sommers seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
MENTORHELP: You: god turned me into a plasma spore
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER has added the flash to the backpack!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER attempts to grab the plasma spore but it is not implemented yet!
The plasma spore ruptures and explodes!
SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
glass window was hit by Leigh Sommers's heart.
glass window was hit by Leigh Sommers's left leg.
Thranos earned the Gore Fest medal.
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) moans, "YES!"
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "YES!!!!!"
DEAD: Ghost (Mike Markerson) wails, "SKELETOR THE HUMAN HARMER attempts to grab the plasma spore but it is not implemented yet!"
DEAD: Ghost (Harry Ahmed) grumps, "Sure unknown"
Max Knight says, "THANKS MAN"
Shitty Bill says, "Hey chump, gimme yer jet."
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "aloha snackbar"
DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "GO SPORE!"
TLDR: Died trying to fight an antag with satanic powers, was reincarnated as a plasma spore, tricked the antag into blowing himself up.