Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Jonny Retro]

typical Vaughn Moon, Rube Potter, Walter Poehl, Billy Mays bullying session until i accidentally slammed Rube's head into the ground one too many times and he succumbed. everyone else suicided to repent and people just stood around gawking at the scene for a few minutes afterwards

I'm the Detective in that picture. I didn't know what else to do, so I just propped Walter up on the toilet. That's why he's standing in that pic. I think someone eventually just walled up the whole damn restroom, bodies and all.

Also, that was some fine work Rube.


My personal finest moment was as a changeling. I grabbed some poor crew member, and dragged them into a maintenance tunnel. As I was a feeding another crew member stumbled upon. So, I screamed, "There's a 'ling on the loose!", and then stung the guy while he was busy trying to 'help' me. Then someone was else walked in, so I did it again. Then one more time, as this was apparently the busiest tunnel in the history of the station. Finally my luck ran out on the fourth person and my little ruse didn't work.

Que a Keystone Cop chase through the tunnels during which I turned into a monkey hoping to ditch the posse that had formed. I eventually managed to bust out of the tunnels into the Chapel, and I took off through the halls where I discovered that they had been lined with dead monkeys. I have no idea why. I ran over to the nearest monkey and rested on top of him. The posse comes by literally two seconds later. They poke around for a bit, and then decide that digging through a pile of dead simians wasn't worth their time.

I laid low the rest of the round before turning into a abomination on the shuttle where I was kiled, because I am actually a terrible changeling.