How did you last die

[Wydamn]

This one wasn't me, but I was a bystander watching. I forget who was involved exactly, but myself as an assistant and the chaplain were loitering around crew quarters. I was picking some threads to replace my unfashionable grey jumpsuit, and the chaplain was doing God's Work. In this instance, God's work involved the chaplain bludgeoning himself into severe retardation with his Bible. He was gibbering and farting himself and having a grand old time.

So along comes a sec officer, who sees me standing near the chaplain and probably saw the red text coming up in chat without reading it properly. He runs up and stuns the chaplain, scolding him. "Hey, stop making people retarded!"

Of course stunning a person causes them to drop what they're holding. And of course, this farting chaplain had been holding a Bible.

The officer and I were both speechless after witnessing the outcome.