A not so serious wizard thread

[VictorMAngoStein]

Give the wizard a single use spell that lets him make another player his apprentice. The apprentice would get magic missile, phase shift, and one or two random spells and it woudn't be metagamey because most of the time anyone begging to be an apprentice would get murdered by the wizard and the crew.

Who am kidding the apprentice would be a disposable meatshield to buy the real wizard some time.