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A not so serious wizard thread
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Wizard needs even more comedy spells to set it apart from the other antags

Deep fry: deep frys all items (including tasers, batons, and jumpsuits) within an x tile radius, making them unusable. suddenly the lynch mob that's been trying to kill you is naked, barefoot, disarmed, and surrounded with unhealthy food! Caution: removes cluwne clothing (but fried cluwne clothing contains painbow fluid!)

Knock 2.0: Instead of emagging doors open, it turns them into unlocked wooden doors. Can also turn cyborgs into inferior wooden borgs like that futurama episode

Summon space goose: has a chance to attack the wizard instead of the crew. Fiendish

Anima: the anima reagent-brings inanimate objects to life.. Cooldown depends on the size/weight of the last object animated.

flapthen's secret: creates a flock of parrots...with radio headsets. They repeat spaceman phrases and make it hard for the crew to communicate. Parrot squawks "Wiznerd in armory!"

Dance magic: Removes the wizard's one weakness and forces everyone else to dance as well. Has a chance to destroy shoes. And sever legs.

Winged monkey: turns any monkey into a flying henchman for the wizard.

body swap: swaps the bodies of two random victims like a saturday morning cartoon. Cue arguments about which victim is the real captain.

chemfart: allows you to eat any reagent without it entering your bloodstream. Fart to release it as smoke! The downside is you aren't affected by stimulants or medicine either.

Magikoopa spell: Turns inanimate objects into critters. common object become harmless critters but you can turn the nuclear upload disk into a queen ice spider!
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