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[atomic1fire]

Factbot

Tells amusing and interesting facts about space. Like a light year is a unit of distance, not time.

When e-magged, it tells lies instead.

FACT: FactBot is useless in emergencies.

I think it would be pretty great if emagged factbot's facts were not just probably lies, but downright psychotic.

FACT: Regicide is an acceptable means to improve your job access. Captain is at their weakest while they are drunk.

FACT: Breaking into Security's Armory is the way to become an official member of security.

FACT: Sulphuric acid makes great heartburn medicine.

FACT: This Station has an paycheck bonus for every other member of the crew that you kill. Make sure to kill your coworkers in order to get rich!