Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Buzzbomb]

So as I'm setting up the engine one shift I see my fellow engineer hastily scoop up some timers and transfer valves then proceed to quickly follow me into the burn chamber...

Daniel Jenkins asks, "does mixing the gases make it burn better?"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "I know what youa re thinking"
Daniel Jenkins asks, "hm?"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "How can I make bombs with this guy here..."
Daniel Jenkins nods.
Lefty McShimmyshanks does a flip!
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "I was thinking the same sir"
Lefty McShimmyshanks asks, "You a traitor do dude?"
Daniel Jenkins says, "I'd imagine you saw what I was doing back in the storage"
Lefty McShimmyshanks asks, "you a traitor to?"

...gotta make this convincing or I'm toast...

Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "I'm going for a hellburn for those gloves"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "wait"
Lefty McShimmyshanks asks, "are those only for the Head of Engining?"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "oh shit one sec"
Daniel Jenkins asks, "the electric gloves?"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "yeah"
Daniel Jenkins says, "No"
Daniel Jenkins says, "Dont think so"

...okay he is buying this, let's continue setting up the engine while plotting the station's downfall with my new friend...

Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "use your PDA on these cans here"
Daniel Jenkins has scanned Canister: [O2]!
Lefty McShimmyshanks asks, "see that mix?"
Daniel Jenkins says, "yes"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "that is hellburn mix"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "this should be a good burn"
Daniel Jenkins says, "heh"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "Be right back"
Daniel Jenkins says, "okay"

...quick trip to the chapel and back...

Lefty McShimmyshanks asks, "is it heating up?"
Daniel Jenkins says, "yep"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "wanna know a trick"
Daniel Jenkins says, "sure"
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "this is an odd glitch but..."
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "fart on me near the window here"
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Daniel Jenkins farts on the bible.
A mysterious force smites Daniel Jenkins!
plasma glass window was hit by Daniel Jenkins's left arm.
plasma glass window was hit by Daniel Jenkins's left leg.
plasma glass window was hit by Daniel Jenkins's ID Card (Engineer).
Lefty McShimmyshanks says, "See it's magic"

...I'm so sorry Daniel, but I had to see if it would work.