Goonhub
10-04-2015, 02:13 PM
I got bored with being the Medical Director, because, y'know, directing medicine just sort of gets dull after a while.
It all started when a dude accidentally turned on the heavy lasers while we were resetting the AI, so I flashed him and stole his backpack to get back at him. After heading down to Medbay to heal myself, I found myself assaulted by ennui. Blood in the halls, check. Bodies strewn across medbay, sometimes in segments, check. Noting this, I nabbed a spacesuit from the Captain's quarters and fucked off to go wander around near botany.
It was then that I noticed a large cluster of candles sitting out near the Chapel. Seeing this, I became somewhat curious, and decided to grab a zippo from the Detective office. After lighting all the candles I could grab, running through a full tank of lighter fluid, I distributed them throughout the room, all over the rug. Standing in the center, I prayed.
I became a Holy Space Bear.
"This is Holy Space Bear
Like worship and honey."
It all started when a dude accidentally turned on the heavy lasers while we were resetting the AI, so I flashed him and stole his backpack to get back at him. After heading down to Medbay to heal myself, I found myself assaulted by ennui. Blood in the halls, check. Bodies strewn across medbay, sometimes in segments, check. Noting this, I nabbed a spacesuit from the Captain's quarters and fucked off to go wander around near botany.
It was then that I noticed a large cluster of candles sitting out near the Chapel. Seeing this, I became somewhat curious, and decided to grab a zippo from the Detective office. After lighting all the candles I could grab, running through a full tank of lighter fluid, I distributed them throughout the room, all over the rug. Standing in the center, I prayed.
I became a Holy Space Bear.
"This is Holy Space Bear
Like worship and honey."