Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Houka]

Windows 3.1 and another AI got a new law saying that anyone not doing paperwork was not considered crew and was to be arrested.

The AIs, captain, the quartermaster (which at the time was my boss since i was a cargo tech) and a few more command eventually got more and more obsessed over paperwork, asking forms to be filled out for everything and everyone.

Eventually even the AIs asked the HoP paperwork for him to leave his office, after it got to such ridiculous levels people began completly ignoring paperwork, the AIs went to the point of calling a shuttle because no one was doing paperwork, the shuttle got repeatedly recalled. Additionally, the borgs went rogue and tried to arrest anyone not doing paperwork, the HoS tried to request Ion weapons from us but quartermaster wouldn't let it through because he hadn't done the appropriate paperwork, and even then we had no points to get his shipment. Eventually some brave man got around to updating Windows. After this my quartermaster freaked out and got mad at this "downgrade" saying that before it was beatifull.

Please note that in the whole process we had shadowlings going around, which no one seemed to mind at all, we knew they were around, but everyone was busy asking for the MALF AIs to be fixed or changed to Linux.

Other than that the game was pretty tame, we didn't get much activity from the shadowlings and the admin eventually decided to do a vote for a crew transfer which passed through (apparently near the begining of the game a lot of people died, but i joined mid game).

This is the Goonstation forums, friend. You're talking about a different server. Cool story, though.