Goonhub
10-02-2015, 05:28 PM
FreshLemon, along with A few good guys (Billy Crystals for one) were goofing off when I got High Decay Digestion, and I began experimentation.
After much fiddling, I am pleased to tell you that you can fuck up your crewmates day with a little tactic I Call SATAN'S DUTCH-OVEN
First, Get the Digestion Mutation and a locker into the main halls. Start farting a lot; don't worry, you are immune to your own farts.
Now, After several hundred farts, you will create a sight-blocking cloud of ass. This will naturally entice the curious. Wait for them to get close to the fart locker, and click-drag them into the locker. AND DO NOT STOP FARTING EVER.
What is going to happen is twofold: First, you are actively dragging someone into a cloud of aerosolized Jenkem. Once you stuff them into the locker with you, YOU ARE MAKING THEM HOTBOX THE SOULS OF YOUR BREAKFAST.
If you have a means of stunning them, you can get them so messed up on your brown butt heroin that their screens will slowly shake for a good remainder of the round! Just be sure not to get the poo beaten out of you afterwards, or worse: welder'd into a locker and forced to eat your own arse.
After much fiddling, I am pleased to tell you that you can fuck up your crewmates day with a little tactic I Call SATAN'S DUTCH-OVEN
First, Get the Digestion Mutation and a locker into the main halls. Start farting a lot; don't worry, you are immune to your own farts.
Now, After several hundred farts, you will create a sight-blocking cloud of ass. This will naturally entice the curious. Wait for them to get close to the fart locker, and click-drag them into the locker. AND DO NOT STOP FARTING EVER.
What is going to happen is twofold: First, you are actively dragging someone into a cloud of aerosolized Jenkem. Once you stuff them into the locker with you, YOU ARE MAKING THEM HOTBOX THE SOULS OF YOUR BREAKFAST.
If you have a means of stunning them, you can get them so messed up on your brown butt heroin that their screens will slowly shake for a good remainder of the round! Just be sure not to get the poo beaten out of you afterwards, or worse: welder'd into a locker and forced to eat your own arse.