Goonhub
02-09-2013, 09:08 PM
I started off as chef, and made some enemies as we went and clown disease began spread, most likely by admins I think. I turned into a clown, and many started crusading clowns but I was busy rolling pinning a dude and force-feeding him a bacon cookie. Sadly, him and his friend hunted me across the medbay and tried to beat me into critical, but I escaped south and was brought low by my shoes, and beaten into critical. I was dragged to the bar by the person I fed a cookie, who had been gone when I was being beaten senseless, and he aggressive'd me as I cried out over the radio. He said I'd just have to be cloned, when a horse-masked fellow burst in and free'd me, dragged me away, asked me to put myself on the ground, and farted on me. Then I ran off.
Swearing a blood oath, I dyed my hair black, threw my ID in my bag, donned a welder mask and grabbed some scissors, dressed in a barber suit and tossed my bloody shit elsewhere. Proclaiming myself batman, I followed that same horse-masked man who broke into the brig and into the cell with the main man, Jim Riggs, who beat me bloody. The horse-masked man ran, but was brought low by two guards as I brutally stabbed Riggs six times, was stunned by a lucky blow, and as two armed security rushed in (I think Jim was busy bleeding out screaming or was in critical), I dived into the now open flusher and fled on foot, hiding behind that big tree near the arcade. The place was locked down by the AI Robocop, but he opened it again since Security didn't request my arrest as they were busy. I descended to Security, surrendered, was arrested, and put in a dark cell for a minute. Free myself, grab my bag, so on, and run amok. I claim I am batman, and run amok doing justice. The detective and my horse-masked friend are in a scuffle so with my new weapon, grilles and handcuffs I chase the detective down before he turns sideways and I am launched into a blackhole.
I teleport into an owlery grille, break out, then head into another wormhole for exploration. I end up stuck in a wall bordering space with no way out, and suicide, ending the reign of batman.
RIP BATMAN 2013-2013.
Swearing a blood oath, I dyed my hair black, threw my ID in my bag, donned a welder mask and grabbed some scissors, dressed in a barber suit and tossed my bloody shit elsewhere. Proclaiming myself batman, I followed that same horse-masked man who broke into the brig and into the cell with the main man, Jim Riggs, who beat me bloody. The horse-masked man ran, but was brought low by two guards as I brutally stabbed Riggs six times, was stunned by a lucky blow, and as two armed security rushed in (I think Jim was busy bleeding out screaming or was in critical), I dived into the now open flusher and fled on foot, hiding behind that big tree near the arcade. The place was locked down by the AI Robocop, but he opened it again since Security didn't request my arrest as they were busy. I descended to Security, surrendered, was arrested, and put in a dark cell for a minute. Free myself, grab my bag, so on, and run amok. I claim I am batman, and run amok doing justice. The detective and my horse-masked friend are in a scuffle so with my new weapon, grilles and handcuffs I chase the detective down before he turns sideways and I am launched into a blackhole.
I teleport into an owlery grille, break out, then head into another wormhole for exploration. I end up stuck in a wall bordering space with no way out, and suicide, ending the reign of batman.
RIP BATMAN 2013-2013.