*burp activates objects you ate in X-foods!

[BaneOfGiygas]

I will never not approve of more ways for the kitchen staff to partake in increasingly convoluted acts of assisted suicide. It seems like it'd be a pain in the ass to code out reactions for every single conceivable object that can be activated through this method, so it might be limited to a few uses.

Also, pie-bombs. I love the idea of pie-bombs.