Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

signed up as inspector, did not like what i found, fined everybody's asses. also the round was a clusterfuck and someone had just made a bunch of securitrons but done nothing with them, so i turned on all of their most annoying settings and set them loose in intervals. fortunately all of them still found the most hated person on the station, some guy with one arm going around blasting everyone with a flamethrower. and since he was missing his arm they just kept stunning him over and over, moving four tiles away, then moving right back in to stun him again. watched this happen for like thirty minutes with the changeling while torturing him with various things.

WARNING: long text

Spoiler!

Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) makes a threatening gesture at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] gasps, "WWIIIZZZAAARDD WWHYY DDIIDD YOOUU RREMOVVE MMYY ARRRM"
Oar Dehrv screams!
Dions Dopamine [145.9] says, "the sound of oar nehrd getting owned"
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) is trying to perform CPR on Oar Dehrv!
the hans yolo says, "owned"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv shivers.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Securitron!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) is trying to perform CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) performs CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) is trying to perform CPR on Oar Dehrv!
the hans yolo says, "you getting owned is definitely up to code"
Oar Dehrv screams!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "get a fire healing kit"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) is trying to perform CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) performs CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv goes pale for a second.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) performs CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) performs CPR on Oar Dehrv!
Dions Dopamine says, "ugh"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "lets not have him die this way"
Oar Dehrv gasps, "OOH GGOODDMY BOOODYYY"
Dions Dopamine says, "i took an oath"
Oar Dehrv screams!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv!
Dions Dopamine screams!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv shivers.
Oar Dehrv gasps, "OOHH GGOODDD"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "wait"
the hans yolo says, "i took an oath to own that guy by setting these to patrol"
Oar Dehrv gasps, "TTHHEEYY WWWONN' SSTTOOOOPPP"
Dions Dopamine applies the silver sulfadiazine patch to Oar Dehrv.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv shudders.
Dions Dopamine applies the silver sulfadiazine patch to Oar Dehrv.
The the hans yolo laughs.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "don't heal him up fully just yet"
Oar Dehrv screams!
The the hans yolo points to Oar Dehrv.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with the emergency auto-injector (epinephrine)!
The the hans yolo laughs.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv!
Dions Dopamine says, "now stop setting people on fire"
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
the hans yolo says, "criminal detected"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Dions Dopamine applies the silver sulfadiazine patch to Oar Dehrv.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv screams!
This is Oar Dehrv.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with the emergency auto-injector (epinephrine)!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You look closely at Oar Dehrv.
*---------*
This is Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv is wearing a bloody chaplain jumpsuit!
Oar Dehrv has a Civilian Headset by his mouth.
Oar Dehrv has a bloody Oar Dehrv's antique Smooth Criminal's Hat on his head!
Oar Dehrv has a PDA-Oar Dehrv on his belt.
Oar Dehrv has a backpack on his back.
Oar Dehrv is wearing Oar Dehrv's ID Card (Chaplain).
Oar Dehrv's right arm is completely severed!
Oar Dehrv looks slightly burned!
*---------*
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv screams!
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!

Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You shake some pepper onto Oar Dehrv's nose!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
The pepper shaker is empty!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
The the hans yolo laughs.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with the emergency auto-injector (salbutamol)!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with 5 units of epinephrine.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv goes pale for a second.
Oar Dehrv collapses!
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with 5 units of epinephrine.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with 5 units of epinephrine.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Dions Dopamine injects Oar Dehrv with 5 units of epinephrine.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv collapses!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) tries to put the straight jacket on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Dions Dopamine has added the hypospray (epinephrine) to the medical belt!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv moans.
Oar Dehrv collapses!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv groans.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) puts the straight jacket on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv clutches his chest and shakes uncontrollably!!!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "there we go"
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Dions Dopamine has added the emergency auto-injector (salbutamol) to the medical belt!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv shudders.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv screams!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Dions Dopamine screams!
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
You set the text to 'big nerd'.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv collapses!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
You put a label on the floor.
Dions Dopamine says, "WAIT"
Oar Dehrv sneezes.
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Oar Dehrv sneezes.


Central Alliance Update


Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.


You put a label on the floor.
Oar Dehrv screams!
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv!
Oar Dehrv has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv gasps.
Dions Dopamine shocks Oar Dehrv with the defibrillator.
You put a label on Oar Dehrv.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
You have added the hand labeler to the backpack.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) gasps.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "oh, still dying"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "sorry"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) gasps.
The the hans yolo giggles.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) goes pale for a second.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) gasps.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Dions Dopamine screams!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
the hans yolo says, "ahahaha"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Dions Dopamine has scanned Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Dions Dopamine shocks Oar Dehrv (big nerd) with the defibrillator.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) suddenly and violently vomits!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) groans.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) shudders.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) hits Securitron with the health analyzer!
Dions Dopamine says, "ok"

Central Alliance Update


Meteor Alert

The meteor shower has reached the station. Brace for impact.


Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) has analyzed Oar Dehrv (big nerd)'s vitals.
Dions Dopamine says, "hes all yours"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
the hans yolo says, "oh right that"
Dions Dopamine has added the defibrillator to the satchel!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) groans.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
the hans yolo says, "that meteor shower is definitely not up to code"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) suddenly and violently vomits!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is buckled in by Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith).
Dions Dopamine has added the crowbar to the satchel!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) groans.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) slips on the pool of vomit!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
The the hans yolo laughs.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";TTHHHIISSS IIIISSSS HHEELLLL"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";and im braindamage"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "relax, your not getting stunned anymore"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "nevermind"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";;whhhhyy"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";;tthheey wwoonn''''tt sstooop"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "you REALLY messed up"
This is Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "ssttuuunnningg mmme"
You look closely at Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
*---------*
This is Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is wearing a bloody chaplain jumpsuit!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a straight jacket on.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a Civilian Headset by his mouth.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a bloody Oar Dehrv's antique Smooth Criminal's Hat on his head!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a PDA-Oar Dehrv on his belt.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a backpack on his back.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is wearing Oar Dehrv's ID Card (Chaplain).
Oar Dehrv (big nerd)'s right arm is completely severed!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) seems to be badly disoriented.
*---------*
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";ohh ggoodddd"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) screams!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) collapses!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) folds the chair.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) asks, "there, happy, ya big baby?"
This is Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
You look closely at Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) sneezes.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "yes"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "thank you"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "please dispense mannitol and feed it to me"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) fires .38 revolver at the space!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "woops"
Ulysses S. Grant [145.9] says, "Hey Oar, you're the worst"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "my finger slipped"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "you shot the robot"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "oh"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "nice aim"
Ulysses S. Grant [145.9] says, "Come fight us in AI upload if you're a bad enough dude"
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "oar will never get past us"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "uh.."
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) attacks Oar Dehrv (big nerd) in the chest with .38 revolver!
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "we're the best on the station"
(everyone else completely unaware that we've already subdued him lol)
Oar Dehrv slurs, "ok"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) fires .38 revolver at the space!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is hit by the stun bullet!
the hans yolo says, "dang"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "tthhiirrdd ttimme''''s ttthhhee cccchhhaarmm"
the hans yolo says, "what a horrible mishap"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "woo"
This is Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
You look closely at Oar Dehrv (big nerd).
*---------*
This is Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is wearing a bloody chaplain jumpsuit!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a straight jacket on.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a Civilian Headset by his mouth.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a bloody Oar Dehrv's antique Smooth Criminal's Hat on his head!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a PDA-Oar Dehrv on his belt.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has a backpack on his back.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) is wearing Oar Dehrv's ID Card (Chaplain).
Oar Dehrv (big nerd)'s right arm is completely severed!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) seems to be badly disoriented.
*---------*
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "caann'tt ffiiiggghht, strrrraaiiigghhttjjacckkeetttt"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "tough break"
Ulysses S. Grant [145.9] says, "Bummer"
Controls are now locked.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";edgar is keeping me hostage"
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "maybe the wizard or is he dead"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) giggles.
Oar Dehrv slurs, "oohh fffooorr peette'''s ssssaakkee"
Ulysses S. Grant [145.9] says, "WIZ COME FIGHT US IN UPLOAD"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
the hans yolo says, "i really like it better this way"
BODYGUARD [145.9] exclaims, "this is a great idea!"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "talk shit, get stunned"
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] states, "SO UH"
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] states, "should I call the shuttle"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, ";sure"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] states, "fuck off oar dehrv"
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "i havent seen the station enough to make a good call on that"
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] states, "someone else answer"
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "the ai upload is roughed up so uh"
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] queries, "dions, any objections?"
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "sure"
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "im not oar dehrv and i condone the shuttle"
Shitty Bill [145.9] says, "call it if you want"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Dr. Majestic [145.9] asks, "AI could you let me through please?"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts egregiously.
Timothy Dexter [145.9] says, "sure sounds good"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
BODYGUARD [145.9] says, "im oar dehrv"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) expels intestinal gas through the anus.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts! It sounds wet and smells like rotten eggs.
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts like a muppet!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) breaks wind!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) defiles the station's air supply.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) breaks wind noisily!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) laughs! His breath smells like a fart.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts very, very quietly. The stench is OVERPOWERING.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) farts egregiously.
The cigarette machine beeps, "I'd rather toolbox than switch."
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 9 minutes.
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "all i have left is my farts"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) asks, "you know what?"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "I think you deserve something for good behaviour"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) asks, "want some morphine?"
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "I can get you morphine"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
the hans yolo says, "i'll win you a prize, oar"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Oar Dehrv slurs, "ok"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "tthhiiiss iiiss ppprrttttttyy ssshhiitt"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "tthiiiissss iiis wwaayy wwoorsse tthaaaann a ffllaaammetthhrroowweer"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "llikkke......wwoorrsee tttthhhhaaaan kkkiillliinng mmmee"
The cigarette machine beeps, "Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "bbuutttiitt'''sssshillaaariioouus o"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "hheee gggghhooossttsss sssayy thheeeeyy wwiillll sttaart faarrttinngggg ii yyyyoooouurr ffaaccccee,,,, bbiillll"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Shitty Bill (as Edgar Smith) says, "now the needles"
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "ffoorrrr tthheee pperrmmaaasssttttuun"
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill [145.9] says, "ya, I felt the far"
Shitty Bill [145.9] says, "fart"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "ccccoooooooll"
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "ruuuee gghhhoooostss ffaarrttiiiinngg on mee aass wwweelll"
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Shitty Bill [145.9] says, "also, I turned off the securitybot"
Shitty Bill [145.9] says, "don't know who turned it back on"
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "tthhhe aaaaii kkeeeeeppss turninnnng tthem baaaacccck onn"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
mr poopy mcbutt face haha i cant believe that's my real name [145.9] states, "I didn't even do it"
(of course not, i did)
the hans yolo says, "wanna play with the wrench"
Securitron beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Securitron points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
The the hans yolo throws the golden wrench.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been hit by the golden wrench.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Securitron!
Officer Beepsky beeps, "Level 4 infraction alert!"
Officer Beepsky points at Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been stunned by Officer Beepsky!
Securitron is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv slurs, "ssuuree lleett mee jjjjuusssst uuusee myyy ssiinglllee reeessttrrainnned rreettttaaarddeedd aammm"
Officer Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Oar Dehrv (big nerd)!
Oar Dehrv [145.9] slurs, "tthaatt iiss cconnssttaaaannnttyy sssttuuunnnneedd"
Oar Dehrv slurs, "tthaatt iiss cconnssttaaaannnttyy sssttuuunnnneedd"
The the hans yolo throws the golden wrench.
Oar Dehrv (big nerd) has been hit by the golden wrench.