General Suggestions Thread! V2.0

[Willfrey]

Oh god, this is actually a funny idea. Grossness aside I think it can be tactfully implemented...

How the fuck does not mentioning the part of the body your using make it less gross? It is pretty obvious where you are putting it regardless.

Excuse me, I was hiding it in my mouth. You've no idea where those emag cards get swiped. Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!

Please allow us to conceal a can-fit-in-pocket-sized item into a butt.

That is, the hat.

You can put your head up a butt, as long it is from the other side! Logic trap set.

In all seriousness I get a feeling the 'mins are about two seconds from handing out bans, looking at the earlier posts I realize how ill-timed mine was....