bar-man cocktails give a shartload of ethanol

[BaneOfGiygas]

You guys are just drinking too quickly. Pace yourselves. ~

The problem is, due to the way that drinks convert into ethanol, pacing your drinks won't help the drunkness issue very much and can very well make things even worse. If you take a sip of vodka, pause, then take another sip of vodka, you're just adding to the amount of non-converted vodka in your system. Of course, this isn't really a problem that's easily fixed without fucking up the entire system, but it's worth pointing out.