Shrapnel Removal: Dig deep into your heart! Literally.

[Carlarc]

I also think that having shrapnel in your body should be a much bigger deal than it is right now. It's a mild inconvenience at worst right now.

Eh, I don't think so.
It's already a mess to get someone to remove it for you, having it be worse and be a traitor at the same time, you're probably fucked