Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Hard Boiled]

To make a long story short, I donned the clown outfit, as always, got all access and eventually became the Clown Emperor. I killed a few people who were against us, and my seconds in command, Leo and Donny, helped space a borg out for vengeance. No one tries to kill a clown with a loyal family. they usually end up borged, or dead form razor wounds. The AI was in on it as well, and I did not want to kill it as I was supposed to, so I let it keeps it's law for clown supremacy! In the end, My seconds in command left on an emagged shuttle to CentCom, where we made our new Clown Empire. They were all perfect, loyal subjects. No, family. King, you did good, as did the others who I did not catch the names of. Captain, you fought well, but we had numbers.