Goonhub
09-05-2015, 06:01 AM
Engine Hellburning: A+, 5.55 EW is my record and I love me a good powerglove rampage
Bomb-Fu: A+, I have made the station vanish completely with max-powered canister bombs several times.
Chemistry: A++, , also the first person to find initropidril back before it was changed and made public. Used to speedrun vampire serum back in the day.
Telescience: A+, I have speedrun the lava- and ice moons, stealing all the critters from the latter and unleashing them on the station. I used to harvest spider eggs from the queen and would routinely solo the wendigo king. I have started zombie apocalypses with the aid of Hulk Hogan and some monkies and created petting zoos on the station with the most dangerous critters imaginable.
Botany: C, I know how to make white fungus, along with killer- and explosive tomatoes. The intricacies of it baffles me, however.
Mechanics Components: D, I guess I set up a thing that made anyone speaking near it send their words to everyone's PDAs with their name as sender. Apart from that, eh.
Robustness: C, the reason I became a chem / telehitler in the first place. If you can't fight fair, then don't.
Artifact Research: B, I can activate artifacts and so on. I'm sure there's more to it, though.
Medicine: C, apply patch on bleeding man. Apply syringe on dying man.
Tampering With Life Itself (Genetics): D, stands for death to genetics!
The Synthetic Life: A+, the most helpful AI / borg. Good at removing nonhumans and ensuring the station's human population are safe from their nonsense. Helped popularise AI telescience shenanigans (i'm sorry).
Cashing In: D-, Used to beat up the X-drone for dosh. I guess that doesn't work so well any more. RIP. QM baffles me.
Loaf Processing: A, I can loaf good. Ask anyone who's experienced me tampering with disposals to loaf everything going through it.
Bomb-Fu: A+, I have made the station vanish completely with max-powered canister bombs several times.
Chemistry: A++, , also the first person to find initropidril back before it was changed and made public. Used to speedrun vampire serum back in the day.
Telescience: A+, I have speedrun the lava- and ice moons, stealing all the critters from the latter and unleashing them on the station. I used to harvest spider eggs from the queen and would routinely solo the wendigo king. I have started zombie apocalypses with the aid of Hulk Hogan and some monkies and created petting zoos on the station with the most dangerous critters imaginable.
Botany: C, I know how to make white fungus, along with killer- and explosive tomatoes. The intricacies of it baffles me, however.
Mechanics Components: D, I guess I set up a thing that made anyone speaking near it send their words to everyone's PDAs with their name as sender. Apart from that, eh.
Robustness: C, the reason I became a chem / telehitler in the first place. If you can't fight fair, then don't.
Artifact Research: B, I can activate artifacts and so on. I'm sure there's more to it, though.
Medicine: C, apply patch on bleeding man. Apply syringe on dying man.
Tampering With Life Itself (Genetics): D, stands for death to genetics!
The Synthetic Life: A+, the most helpful AI / borg. Good at removing nonhumans and ensuring the station's human population are safe from their nonsense. Helped popularise AI telescience shenanigans (i'm sorry).
Cashing In: D-, Used to beat up the X-drone for dosh. I guess that doesn't work so well any more. RIP. QM baffles me.
Loaf Processing: A, I can loaf good. Ask anyone who's experienced me tampering with disposals to loaf everything going through it.