Goonhub
02-05-2013, 03:44 PM
It was when I started to get really into ss13 playing as the HoP experimenting how to make strong bombs with another scientist who was also just learning.
I eventually got a 11x11 and was pretty chuffed with myself, and boasted about it on the intercom, which got the attention of a rather paranoid and dickhead captain. He ran down with tweedledum and tweedledee security, tased me and my partner and stripped both of us to our underwear, and spaced our bombs. The other scientist somehow managed to escape and it was just me and the captain/security guards interrogating me, rather badly with discount dan. Disgusted, I custom emoted "Sundance Feely spat acid at Asshole Captain!" to which the idiot captain screamed "CHANGELING" and bet me to death with a fire extinguisher.
I was revived by no less than my buddy scientist. He retrieved one of my weaker 8x8's and told me that the station has gone to complete shit. Only a few survivors were dotted around the map, not speaking due to the terror of the actual changeling that has gone on a complete rampage with all the cyborgs + the AI dead.
I placed the 8x8 into my backpack and somehow managed to call the shuttle.
I encountered that very same captain and what was left of his shitcurity brigade, with only tweedledum as I presumed tweedledee died by spacing for being shit. Due to this, they were beating the assistant that was part of the ruckus to death.
I screamed bloody murder at the captain, and tased tweedledum before getting pointblank lasered to the ground. Suddenly out of fucking nowhere came the CE who spat acid at tweedledum, to which the butt captain started spazzing out lasers everywhere.
During this instigation, the what seemed to be dead assistants flesh started to move slide around, then he suddenly got back up. I got out my 8x8 and tried to set a timer, when I realised there was no other attachment. Suddenly the CE went horror form, ate tweedledum and spat acid at the assistant. I could see the captain at customs charging his rifle, I could see the abomination grab aggressively the stung assistant.
You begin to recover
Shambling Abomination hisses "join with ussss"
[146.6] Sundance Feely gasps "EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU BASTARDS"
You open the tank transfer valve.
...
The only person that made it on the shuttle was my fellow scientist.
I eventually got a 11x11 and was pretty chuffed with myself, and boasted about it on the intercom, which got the attention of a rather paranoid and dickhead captain. He ran down with tweedledum and tweedledee security, tased me and my partner and stripped both of us to our underwear, and spaced our bombs. The other scientist somehow managed to escape and it was just me and the captain/security guards interrogating me, rather badly with discount dan. Disgusted, I custom emoted "Sundance Feely spat acid at Asshole Captain!" to which the idiot captain screamed "CHANGELING" and bet me to death with a fire extinguisher.
I was revived by no less than my buddy scientist. He retrieved one of my weaker 8x8's and told me that the station has gone to complete shit. Only a few survivors were dotted around the map, not speaking due to the terror of the actual changeling that has gone on a complete rampage with all the cyborgs + the AI dead.
I placed the 8x8 into my backpack and somehow managed to call the shuttle.
I encountered that very same captain and what was left of his shitcurity brigade, with only tweedledum as I presumed tweedledee died by spacing for being shit. Due to this, they were beating the assistant that was part of the ruckus to death.
I screamed bloody murder at the captain, and tased tweedledum before getting pointblank lasered to the ground. Suddenly out of fucking nowhere came the CE who spat acid at tweedledum, to which the butt captain started spazzing out lasers everywhere.
During this instigation, the what seemed to be dead assistants flesh started to move slide around, then he suddenly got back up. I got out my 8x8 and tried to set a timer, when I realised there was no other attachment. Suddenly the CE went horror form, ate tweedledum and spat acid at the assistant. I could see the captain at customs charging his rifle, I could see the abomination grab aggressively the stung assistant.
You begin to recover
Shambling Abomination hisses "join with ussss"
[146.6] Sundance Feely gasps "EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU BASTARDS"
You open the tank transfer valve.
...
The only person that made it on the shuttle was my fellow scientist.