Your best death.

[Weavel]

I was a bored Chaplain.

I took a fire extinguisher and an oxytank and flew to the AI, all the way beating myself braindead with a bible.

I landed on the AI satellite, dodged a few tasers.

I boarded.
I threw my holy water at the AI.

It tased me.
My brain damaged self farted.

This is the story of how I was awarded Death of the Year 2012 by Cogworks.