How did you last die

[Archenteron]

Was a clown on the extended server. Brewed something like 450 units of Grog, passed some out to everyone alive and half the monkeys. Nearly died to one angry monkey, got patched up. Proceeded to drink myself into crit from the Grog, at which point a telescience guy showed up, asked me to read The King In Yellow to try getting the ghost off of him, and I farted on it instead. He was surprisingly confused when that happened.