08-20-2015, 08:57 AM
If sec wants to execute people publicly and isn't comfortable with the traditional sec approach of beating someone to death, they should get creative with it or ask another station department for help, rather than asking for an execution machine to be added. There are tons of options - ask chem or the catering staff to provide a lethal poison, ask medical to surgically end them, ask mechanics to make an elaborate murder machine, send them to the test chamber with a camera hat and gas them, make them breathe from internals with minimum distribution pressure, fire them out of the chapel mass driver, or hell, do any of those things but with a clown as the designated executioner so their mournful honks can give the event the dignity it deserves.