ok

[Weavel]

You fumble trying to grab the Stun Baton!
Isaac Kirkhope is trying to grab the Stun Baton!
You fumble trying to grab the Stun Baton!
Isaac Kirkhope is trying to grab the Stun Baton!
Isaac Kirkhope grabs the Stun Baton!

If you're lying on the ground and not unconscious, you should still have some control of your hands/limbs.
Would make for some fun ambush scenarios too; lie down with a csword in your hand looking like a bloody corpse, then surprise motherfucker you have no more legs