Goonhub
08-15-2015, 04:07 PM
I would like to tell the saga of MURDER MONKEY.
I've had this plan for a while, a red chainsaw arm attached via drunk self surgery, and a couple monkey burgers to finish the operation.
I was finally able to test! I got traitor botanist and set out for space to prepare. 10 minutes later, I was MURDER MONKEY. I preceded to immediately murder the HoP and get all access, and from there it was just 30 or so minutes of pure absolute monkey chaos. There were piles of people steaks all over. All of security was in bloody ruin. The station lived in fear of MURDER MONKEY.
Fast forwarding to the shuttle, very few made it! So I proceeded to clean it up, after all, my objective was to escape alone. However, I didn't notice the detective had a laser rifle and stimpack! He came out guns blazing, and we fought to the death. Eventually we both died, side by side. The saga of MURDER MONKEY ended that day.... OR DID IT???
I've had this plan for a while, a red chainsaw arm attached via drunk self surgery, and a couple monkey burgers to finish the operation.
I was finally able to test! I got traitor botanist and set out for space to prepare. 10 minutes later, I was MURDER MONKEY. I preceded to immediately murder the HoP and get all access, and from there it was just 30 or so minutes of pure absolute monkey chaos. There were piles of people steaks all over. All of security was in bloody ruin. The station lived in fear of MURDER MONKEY.
Fast forwarding to the shuttle, very few made it! So I proceeded to clean it up, after all, my objective was to escape alone. However, I didn't notice the detective had a laser rifle and stimpack! He came out guns blazing, and we fought to the death. Eventually we both died, side by side. The saga of MURDER MONKEY ended that day.... OR DID IT???
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