Suicide Suggestions

[Naximous]

Hold a beaker with Pee in it. [usr] looks down at his beaker of pee and sighs... you hear \him mumble ''Bring back poo...'' as he proceeds to explode in a bloody mess! (Get's gibbed)
You look down at your beaker of pee and sigh... you mumble ''Bring back poo...'' and feel huge amounts of pressure inside yourself!(Get's gibbed)

And maybe! Just maybe spawn poo on the tile where he suicided :P