Ye Olde Regular Tabletop Discussione

[Infinite Monkeys]

Just had my first game, an arena match against a fighter and wizard. There were about 6 of us and we got completely wrecked because they had insane CC and stuff. The best part was when our tank got polymorphed into a rabbit and I (a wizard) decided to beat the rabbit to death with my staff so that the transformation would end. I hit the rabbit assuming it had 1hp or so, only to be told that it had 40hp... This rabbit somehow had more health than the average level 3 human fighter. Between that, the fighter's "blind you if it hits and you fail an int save" power combined with 3 attacks a round, and the wizard making a gigantic whirlpool out of thin air and suddenly gaining mind control right after our cleric mentioned having it, I get the feeling that the DM was basically making shit up. At one point I polymorphed myself into a fucking t-rex only to miss the fighter with one bite attack and die before my next turn (both the t-rex with 136 health AND my remaining 20 health). Still pretty fun despite being insanely stacked against us, and we eventually pulled through solely because the paladin had Mage Slayer.