Suicide Suggestions

[Berrik]

Floor buffer: you tip yourself over the edge into the tank, vanishing forever (and filling the tank with blood).
Vending machine: You lay underneath it and tip it over onto your head.
Beaker: You stare at the beaker, then splash the contents onto your face. This may or may not do anything, depending on what's in the beaker!
Stun baton: You stick it down your throat and bite down on the trigger.