07-13-2015, 06:18 PM
I've got a couple ideas, feel free to change the flavour text.
Sunglasses: _____ stands still as a pair of sunglasses descend from above, gently landing on their face.
_____ says, "Deal with it."
_____ explodes!
Doesn't have to gib, but that's the gist of it.
THE MONSTER: _____ stares at THE MONSTER with determination in their eyes and shoves the entire burger into their mouth! Swallowing it whole, they begin to relax as the cholesterol clogs their veins, stopping their heart.
I imagine them looking all serene, like that steak eating contest from The Simpsons.
Sunglasses: _____ stands still as a pair of sunglasses descend from above, gently landing on their face.
_____ says, "Deal with it."
_____ explodes!
Doesn't have to gib, but that's the gist of it.
THE MONSTER: _____ stares at THE MONSTER with determination in their eyes and shoves the entire burger into their mouth! Swallowing it whole, they begin to relax as the cholesterol clogs their veins, stopping their heart.
I imagine them looking all serene, like that steak eating contest from The Simpsons.

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