Stunchuku, the Worst Sec Tool

[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Rather than hitting twice, just have the thing take up both hands, but multi-stun like an emagged Beepsky as long as you keep clicking.

That makes sense. To make it a little less powerful, maybe it's also too big to fit into backpacks? And, of course, *twirl should stun the hell out of the twirler.