Stunchuku, the Worst Sec Tool

[Tom Clancy's Gay Ghost]

Very goon idea. Doesn't have much use though. Drop self-stun to 5-10 percent, give it two tile range, and you might have something.

Or just make it from two rods and a wire. Short standing stun on critical with harm intent and enhanced disarm with disarm intent. 20 to 33 percent chance of self-standing stun or self-knockout, split at 66/33. Low brute, med-high fatigue damage. Though maybe rolling pins or cardboard tubes would make better construction material.

Granted, I'm being way too serious.

Yeah, this idea popped up in dead chat and just seemed too goofy not to suggest. I'm super on board with thrown bolos that act like ranged handcuffs if they hit the target, though.