Goonhub
07-08-2015, 08:37 PM
I have a few suicide ideas! If any of these are already in, I clearly need to kill myself more often to see them.
Suicide by teleporter, either telesci pad or the teleporter ring: Stick your head on the pad and jiggle with the wires until the pad sends your head and only your head. With the ring you turn it on or off while your head is inside to the same effect.
Suicide by air canister: Suck on the release valve and open the canister. Pressure makes your lungs explode.
Suicide by diving board: Dive into the pool. Crack neck on bottom. Didn't you see the no diving sign?
Suicide by live wires: Strip a small section of the wires and grab them. Get electrified!
Suicide by teleporter, either telesci pad or the teleporter ring: Stick your head on the pad and jiggle with the wires until the pad sends your head and only your head. With the ring you turn it on or off while your head is inside to the same effect.
Suicide by air canister: Suck on the release valve and open the canister. Pressure makes your lungs explode.
Suicide by diving board: Dive into the pool. Crack neck on bottom. Didn't you see the no diving sign?
Suicide by live wires: Strip a small section of the wires and grab them. Get electrified!