Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Sundance]

S.L.U.G. [145.9] states, "Sundance Feely has signed up as Boxer."
Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "Risin' up, back on the street"
Sundance Feely [145.9] says, "Did my time, took my chances
Sundance Feely punches Ometos Wolf!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sundance Feely punches Dallas Elliott!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sundance Feely punches Reginald B Farting!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sundance Feely punches Reginald B Farting!
... and lands a devastating hit!
Sundance Feely punches Woodrow Thrillson!
... and lands a devastating hit!
You are hit by the laser!
Tim Costello blinds Sundance Feely with the flash!
Sundance Feely says, "Went the distance"
Sundance Feely says, "Now I'm back on my feet"
Sundance Feely drools.
You feel a sharp stabbing pain!
DEAD: Unknown (as Sundance Feely) moans, "JUST A MAN AND HIS WILL TO SURVIVE"