Goonhub
06-30-2015, 06:36 AM
So, for our Star Wars Saga campaign, we're a group of pretty much epic level characters. This is the story of how everyone died. In our party, we had a level 9 Solider/Bounty Hunter Gand being played by me, a level 10 Human Jedi who started his own rebel alliance, and was rapidly getting dark, A level 9 independent droid who was completely mental (to the point where he was asked to do a cavity search with hands the size of.. Well, a large droid's), a level 9 Twi'lek Noble with Jedi Training who started a paramilitary organisation, and Nate. A Janitor/hacker/disgraced Alderaan noble.
Recently we had all left our station in the hopes of finding Obi Wan Kenobi, after our Jedi had ripped the information unwillingly out of Bail Organa. When we came back, most of our party had their memories of Kenobi wiped by him, and our station was hella damaged. We had been attacked by a load of Mandalorian Super Commandos, who had stolen our Jedi's children. At this point our organisation was decent size, we had stolen 2 star destroyers, had a load of cruisers and smaller ships. We weren't massive but we could get things done. Our Jedi was leading us to Mandalore to fight back to get our children, and we dropped out of Hyperspace early. Surrounded by I think 5 star destroyers, and two Interdictors. We were in a Lambda shuttle. We pretty much had to dock, otherwise we'd get blown out of the sky. So we dock, our Jedi walks out, and who is there? Darth Vader. See, we'd kind of been on the Empire's shitlist for a while what with assassinating a Moff, stealing a ship by running through it naked, forcing an ISB colonel to need a colostomy bag, freeing a load of Jedi, general piracy, and things like that.
Turns out, our Jedi had sold us out in order to a) become Vader's apprentice, and b) get his children back. This led to various things including Vader breaking our noble's jaw for talking too much, our noble injecting the Jedi with an ungodly amount of Morphine, a sniper crit missing me and hitting Vader in the back, our droid self destructing with the last words of 'The eyes will always be watching you', and the Janitor running back into the shuttle to have a drink. Rather than fight Vader 1 on 1, which would have probably ended badly, I tried to negotiate with him about trading the information of his two living children's location in return for the rest of our party surviving. We get taken to a small room, our Noble is given medical treatment, and I tell Vader what he needs to know. Then the Noble attempts to throw a window at Vader, at which point he's impaled by several inquisitors. Oh dear.
At the end of everything, our Jedi became full dark side, my Gand helped Vader find people in order to be able to return home, our Janitor was installed as the new ruling house of Alderaan, our Droid was dead, and our Noble was just... Sort of alive, but everyone thought him dead.
As a result we had to all roll up new characters, except for the Janitor, and our Mechanic who wasn't available for that session.
Recently we had all left our station in the hopes of finding Obi Wan Kenobi, after our Jedi had ripped the information unwillingly out of Bail Organa. When we came back, most of our party had their memories of Kenobi wiped by him, and our station was hella damaged. We had been attacked by a load of Mandalorian Super Commandos, who had stolen our Jedi's children. At this point our organisation was decent size, we had stolen 2 star destroyers, had a load of cruisers and smaller ships. We weren't massive but we could get things done. Our Jedi was leading us to Mandalore to fight back to get our children, and we dropped out of Hyperspace early. Surrounded by I think 5 star destroyers, and two Interdictors. We were in a Lambda shuttle. We pretty much had to dock, otherwise we'd get blown out of the sky. So we dock, our Jedi walks out, and who is there? Darth Vader. See, we'd kind of been on the Empire's shitlist for a while what with assassinating a Moff, stealing a ship by running through it naked, forcing an ISB colonel to need a colostomy bag, freeing a load of Jedi, general piracy, and things like that.
Turns out, our Jedi had sold us out in order to a) become Vader's apprentice, and b) get his children back. This led to various things including Vader breaking our noble's jaw for talking too much, our noble injecting the Jedi with an ungodly amount of Morphine, a sniper crit missing me and hitting Vader in the back, our droid self destructing with the last words of 'The eyes will always be watching you', and the Janitor running back into the shuttle to have a drink. Rather than fight Vader 1 on 1, which would have probably ended badly, I tried to negotiate with him about trading the information of his two living children's location in return for the rest of our party surviving. We get taken to a small room, our Noble is given medical treatment, and I tell Vader what he needs to know. Then the Noble attempts to throw a window at Vader, at which point he's impaled by several inquisitors. Oh dear.
At the end of everything, our Jedi became full dark side, my Gand helped Vader find people in order to be able to return home, our Janitor was installed as the new ruling house of Alderaan, our Droid was dead, and our Noble was just... Sort of alive, but everyone thought him dead.
As a result we had to all roll up new characters, except for the Janitor, and our Mechanic who wasn't available for that session.