Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[Skunkrocker]

New QM Traitor Item: Black Market Access Pass
Cost: 12 Telecrystals.

Using the Black Market Access Pass on any computer allows you to access the Deepweb and order some items, using Nanotrasen funds, to help with your robust antagonist needs. Here is an example of what I was thinking:

Spoiler!

Shipping Budget: 28655 Credits

THE SYNDICATE SHIPPING COMPANY, LLC.
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Please select the Supply Package you would like to request:

Item Cost Contents
Space Suit 1000 Contains a Red Syndicate EVA Suit
Armor 10000 Contains a set of Syndicate Heavy Armor
[literally every item the syndicate offers goes here, with their telecrystal price * 10000 for the cost]
Unsolvable Crate 10000 A fake crate disguised as a bomb. No matter what you try to guess for the Deca Code, it still explodes on the third try.
10x Macrobomb Implanters 100000 Ten Macrobomb Implanters.
Angry Animal Crate 200000 A crate containing ten Yetis, Space Bears, or Wendigos.
40LBS BOX OF WASPS 300000 A Hydroponics crate that claims to contain bees; actually contains 20-30 Space Wasps.
Arsenal 400000 Contains a random assorment of 3-5 boxes of guns, with ammo.
EOD Crate 500000 Contains a random assorment of 3-5 types of
Clown Car 500000 Contains a clown car why would you want this oh god.
Box of Spiders 1000000 This box contains spiders. Many different kinds.
Minigun 1000000 Contains a minigun with unlimited ammo.
HAZMAT Crate 1000000 Contains 10 different poisons.
Nuke 5000000 Contains 1 nuclear weapon.

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The risk reward seems pretty balanced to me. But it could use some work. Those were just the items I could think of too, imagine what else you purchase!