Best moments ever thread 2.0

[enforcer9]

Welp, it only took 17 pages but you people have finally managed to even make this thread go wildly off track. If you want to argue about resolutions go make another thread dammit.

Somebody have something awesome happen, quick, so we can get this going in the right direction again.

Well, there was that time when they brought poo back.

Oh wait, no there wasn't.